Did that really happen?

I've been 21 for a week now....why don't I feel different? I thought this was going to be a life changing event for me! I'm a tad disappointed in you 21. I was ready for newness.

Dear Dr. Robertson

Thanks for making college life less enjoyable! The busy work you give us every week and your impossibly hard tests are the lowest parts of my days. I can't tell you how much I love working on your ten page paper and thirty slide power point. And then this morning you announce we are having a comprehensive final on 13 chapters. Can't wait to study for that! You're the kinda teacher that college students shoot burning rage of hate at with their eyes.

I'm going to die before finals are over because of this professor. Most ridiculous expectations ever in the history of my college career.

Sticks and stones

I had a revelation today! Whoever came up with the famous phrase "Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can never hurt me" must have been a deaf man. I'm so glad that I don't have a temper problem because after last week you would have seen me on your local news channel beating the crap out of some people. I love the fact that God is a comforter to the hurting and he dries the tears of the broken!